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 BOYS 
 A heart is not a play thing, 
 a heart is not a toy, 
 but if you want it broken, 
 Just give it to a boy. 
 
 Boys they like to play with things 
 To see what makes them run, 
 But when it comes to kissing, 
 They do it just for fun. 
 
 Boys never give their hearts away 
 They play us girls for fools, 
 They wait untill we give our hearts 
 And then they play it cool. 
 
 You will wonder where he is a night 
 You will wonder if hes true, 
 One moment you will be happy, 
 One moment you will be blue. 
 
 If you get a chance to see him 
 Your heart begins to dance 
 Your life revolves around him, 
 Theres nothing like romance. 
 
 And then it starts to happen, 
 You worry day and night 
 You see, my friend, you're losing him 
 It never turns out right. 
 
 Boys are great, though immature 
 The price you pay is high, 
 He may seem sweet and gorgeous 
 But remember, hes a guy. 
 
 Don't fall in love with just a boy 
 That takes alot of nerve. 
 You see, my friend, you need a man 
 To get what you deserve. 
 
 So when you think that you're in love, 
 Be careful if you can 
 Before you give your heart away 
 Make sure that hes a man.

              
Girls

There are many good things in life,
like cars, money, and weed.
But if you want something confusing,
a girl is all you need.

A girl doesn't say what she wants,
but you're somehow supposed to know.
If they want to do this or do that,
stay here, stay there, or just go.

Then there's the time, you all know what i mean,
that monthly little joy.
That lets them abuse the shit out of you,
just for being a boy.

If you ever dare look at another girl,
they seem to scream, go on, and panic.
But watch how fast they ignore you,
at the sight of that queer from Titanic.

They give you questions like "Am i fat?",
and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?".
There is no answer, face the facts,
you are definatly through.

They take nothing and blow it up,
and make a tremendous fuss.
So girls, no matter what you think, 
you are just as hard to understand as us.